SFX: Latin guitar
MVO: The Orkin Man is like no other man.
He can do things other men cannot do.
He can pop every popcorn kernel in the bag.
He can wear white after Labor Day and not look like a boob.
The Orkin Man... can fold a fitted bedsheet.
MVO2: No, actually I can’t.
MVO1: Well, that is a hard one.
And The Orkin Man can thwart the cock-a-roach.
MVO2: I’m a thwarter.
MVO1: The Orkin Man does not do this with his loafer, like other men try. He does it with his... cabeça.
MVO2: My what?
MVO1: Your brain.
MVO2: Oh, right.
MVO1: While other men do not have a brain, The Orkin Man’s brain is filled with over 100 years of cock-a-roach-thwarting training.
Other men can make squished cock-a-roaches.
The Orkin Man can make cock-a-roaches... disappear.
Now tell me another man who can do that.
MVO2: My co-worker, Bernie.
MVO1: Not asking you, Orkin Man.
ANN: He’s more than an exterminator, he’s The Orkin Man.
Orkin, keeping pests in their place.
MVO: The Orkin Man is like no other man.
He can do things other men cannot do.
He can pop every popcorn kernel in the bag.
He can wear white after Labor Day and not look like a boob.
The Orkin Man... can fold a fitted bedsheet.
MVO2: No, actually I can’t.
MVO1: Well, that is a hard one.
And The Orkin Man can thwart the cock-a-roach.
MVO2: I’m a thwarter.
MVO1: The Orkin Man does not do this with his loafer, like other men try. He does it with his... cabeça.
MVO2: My what?
MVO1: Your brain.
MVO2: Oh, right.
MVO1: While other men do not have a brain, The Orkin Man’s brain is filled with over 100 years of cock-a-roach-thwarting training.
Other men can make squished cock-a-roaches.
The Orkin Man can make cock-a-roaches... disappear.
Now tell me another man who can do that.
MVO2: My co-worker, Bernie.
MVO1: Not asking you, Orkin Man.
ANN: He’s more than an exterminator, he’s The Orkin Man.
Orkin, keeping pests in their place.
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